# Funny Cockatiel T-Shirt — "I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Bitten You 3 Times" Bird Lover Tee

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Width, in

18.00

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22.00

24.00

26.00

Length, in

28.00

29.00

30.00

31.00

32.00

Sleeve length, in

8.23

8.50

8.74

9.02

9.25

Size tolerance, in

1.50

1.50

1.50

1.50

1.50

This lightweight cotton tee carries a cheeky, bird-lover attitude. A soft, breathable crew-neck shirt printed with a playful cockatiel illustration and bold type that reads: “I may look calm but in my head I’ve bitten you 3 times.” It feels like a cozy, lived-in favorite from the first wear — easy to layer or wear solo. The print sits centered on the chest with a dark square backdrop that makes the colors pop. Wear it while tending to your flock, running quick errands, or lounging at home with a mischievous smirk.  
  
Product features  
\- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel  
\- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish  
\- Durable print using DTG/DTF methods for vibrant chest and sleeve graphics  
\- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching  
\- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton  
  
Care instructions  
\- Do not dryclean  
\- Do not bleach  
\- Tumble dry: low heat  
\- Iron, steam or dry: low heat  
\- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors  
  
  

**EU representative**: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

**Product information**: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

**Warnings, Hazard**: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

**Care instructions**: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

## Details

- **Price:** 24.99 CAD - 25.99 CAD
- **Vendor:** Printify
- **Type:** T-Shirt
- **Tags:** avian lover gift, bird bite joke, bird owner tee, casual bird tee, cockatiel lover, cockatiel shirt, cute bird shirt, funny bird tee, funny pet shirt, parrot humor tee, pet bird gift, printify, quirky animal top, unisex bird shirt

## Variants

| Variant | Price | Available |
|---------|-------|-----------|
| Black / S | 24.99 CAD | In stock |
| Black / M | 24.99 CAD | In stock |
| Black / L | 24.99 CAD | In stock |
| Black / XL | 24.99 CAD | In stock |
| Black / 2XL | 25.99 CAD | In stock |

## Images

- Funny Cockatiel T-Shirt — "I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Bitten You 3 Times" Bird Lover Tee
- Funny Cockatiel T-Shirt — "I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Bitten You 3 Times" Bird Lover Tee
- Funny Cockatiel T-Shirt — "I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Bitten You 3 Times" Bird Lover Tee
- Funny Cockatiel T-Shirt — "I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Bitten You 3 Times" Bird Lover Tee

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> Source: [Avian Haven](https://avianhaven.ca/products/funny-cockatiel-t-shirt-i-may-look-calm-but-in-my-head-ive-bitten-you-3-times-bird-lover-tee)
> Updated: 2026-07-22